First of all Melanie and I laughed a lot, and luckily I didn’t pee my pants.
Then she asked me to talk about my most recent thoughts and feelings about sex and love, and I blithered about something along those lines.
Carsie Blanton sings the song of hers that I consider my sex/love theme song* – not a pretty sight. But at least now maybe you’ll understand the need for some celibacy around here.
*The characters depicted in this song are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.